Slap Cat
The photograph below is the only image of Slap Cat that the authorities will release. Slap Cat's greatest asset is his ever present lawyer. It is a testament to Slap Cat's lawyer that Slap Cat has never been convicted of any of the charges levelled against him.
Slap Cat learnt his first instrument (the drums) in a strict but poorly funded rehabilitation centre. Ironically he was drummed out of this centre due to a difference of opinion on treatment, and the relevance of the double-paradiddle in current music. Slap Cat continued his musical education by learning a new instrument at each rectification facility that he attended.
Today Slap Cat is an accomplished multi-instrumentalist and prolific song-writer of many genres. He continues to struggle with the limitations of the witness-protection scheme.
Slap Cat learnt his first instrument (the drums) in a strict but poorly funded rehabilitation centre. Ironically he was drummed out of this centre due to a difference of opinion on treatment, and the relevance of the double-paradiddle in current music. Slap Cat continued his musical education by learning a new instrument at each rectification facility that he attended.
Today Slap Cat is an accomplished multi-instrumentalist and prolific song-writer of many genres. He continues to struggle with the limitations of the witness-protection scheme.
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