Once upon a time I coached a semi-talented, self-important boys’ soccer team; unlike a fairy-tale no-one lived happily ever after. You see, we had a fundamental difference of opinion on training. I thought it would be a good…
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Idiots Ahoy!
For those of you not living in Australia or haven’t followed the news lately you may be blissfully unaware of the “Tinnie Terrorists”. These geniuses have made the movie “Dumb and Dumber” look like a serious drama by comparison.
During…
Kill Me Now
Post-Christmas Shopping
Having recently accompanied my wife to the outlet shops I had plenty of time to observe the sport of post-Christmas shopping, otherwise known to most men as “Kill me now”. What I first noticed was that no-one was…
Shame, Shame, Shame! Fireman Sam
For the uninitiated, “Fireman Sam” is the venerated “hero-next-door” in the Welsh town of Pontypandy. To be calling Pontypandy a town may be overstating it. Pontypandy is nothing more than a coastal village with no visible signs of industry apart… Read more
Put it in your pocket
Put it in your pocket or your purse. I’m talking about phones at concerts.
If you want to watch a performance through a tiny screen stay at home and watch it on You-Tube, as some other twat with no regard… Read more
If you want to watch a performance through a tiny screen stay at home and watch it on You-Tube, as some other twat with no regard… Read more